One notable part in the evening was during the blessing of the food. An uncle who speaks passable English with a thick Korean accent was chosen to say the prayer and here's a snipet (which I remember quite clearly): ". . . Thank you for the family that gathered here today and for those that prepared the food, please give them big breasts . . ."
Um, yeah, you can imagine the stifled giggles and squeaks that escaped out of my young cousin's lips. Especially the uncle's daughter who is in her mid 30s! What he MEANT to say was "blessings" but maybe in his nervousness it came out as "bresses" which REALLY did sound like "breasts"!! (My uncle is not a pervert! At least, not that one...) At the "kids" table, we all had a good laugh. I really hope God hears my uncles prayers and grants them to me!!
Which is quite a good transition because I actually prepared 2 dishes! The Low-Carb Pumpkin Cheesecake and Sugar-Free Cranberry Chutney did turn out really well! For those of you looking for the recipes, here you go!
Low-Carb Pumpkin Cheesecake Recipe
Sugar-Free Cranberry Chutney Recipe
And also, photos to show you what the final product looked like!
Camera setting not so good on this one...
I wasn't able to find any whole frozen or canned cranberries so I used a whole cranberry sauce that comes in a can. I didn't realize that the sauce has sugar already! Good thing I decided to use very little sugar substitute, instead of what the recipe recommended. So, as you can imagine, the chutney turned out a bit too sweet but still good! The cheesecake was really really good! And considering half of the adults in my family are diabetic, the cheesecake turned out to be a great alternative to regular pumpkin pie!
Me and my proud Cranberry Chutney!On a side note, this whole cooking thing is a big deal for me. I mean, I don't cook. God bless (or breast) my husband who does most of the cooking!!
Oh and the smoked turkey also turned out wonderful!! Here's Duane prepping the turkey and wrapping it in foil for the BBQ...
I had no idea you needed to cook the turkey all wrapped up in foil and via indirect heat. While we were gone during our Turkey Trot, my dad to had to check in on it every 45 min to an hour to make sure the coals were ok and still hot. Apparently, you have to add some to make sure they were going strong. That turkey must have been on the BBQ for good 7 hours! The smoked turkey was one of the best I've ever had. Super juicy and tasty! Thank goodness Duane likes to cook because he also contributed the stuffing and the ham.
My mom make her famous Crispy Chicken, Korean BBQ and Japchae, along with the usual Korean side dishes. Yeah, we get the best of both worlds! My mom thinks I got helluva husband. ;-)
Oh and the SV Turkey Trot 10k run recap will be in my next post...
My mom make her famous Crispy Chicken, Korean BBQ and Japchae, along with the usual Korean side dishes. Yeah, we get the best of both worlds! My mom thinks I got helluva husband. ;-)
Oh and the SV Turkey Trot 10k run recap will be in my next post...
I am giggle about your uncle's "breasting". My grandparents are from Yugoslavia and have thick accents and it reminded me of our get togethers. Ha!
ReplyDeleteYour feast looked so awesome. I am drooling over the food pictures even though I am so sick of eating. I want to try the pumpkin cheesecake recipe. yum.
HAHA! Thats cute! All that food looks so yummy my mouth is watering! Your seriously not a cook? You could have fooled me! Sounds like you had a great weekend! :)
ReplyDeleteWow, all the food looks amazing. You and Duane did a fantastic job. The picture of you and the chutney is so cute. Oh, could you tell your uncle to pray for me too.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I even say about this awesome post? It lived up to my anticipatory expectations!
ReplyDeleteI giggled a lot about your uncle's Thanksgiving blessing. SO CUTE AND FUNNY!
Also, that's awesome that your husband likes to cook. I am super-impressed. What a good find, and definitely a keeper!
Thirdly--JAP CHAE AND KOREAN BBQ AT THANKSGIVING? Sign me up next year; I'm there.
And re: being a better Korean, that's me trying to learn about my heritage (generally through food)!
Everything looks so pretty!! And I hope the blessing comes true!
ReplyDeleteTOO funny! Your feast looks delicious!
ReplyDeleteWelcome back! Mmmm, look at that spread! And your pumpkin dessert & cranberry chutney look DELICIOUS!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to read the Trot report.
Oh man, that shot of then entire table of food looks AMAZING! Makes me want Thanksgiving all over again. Nice work on the pumpkin cheesecake.
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO at your Uncle's slip. I probably would've been busting out laughing as well.
ReplyDeleteOMG how good does your Thanksgiving look? YUUUUUUMMMMM!!
Very cute! I loved all the pictures, and can't wait to meet you Saturday!!!
ReplyDeleteYum looks like a super good thanksgiving! Your family sounds fun!
ReplyDeleteYum, that turkey looks great! And your pumpkin pie looks scrumptious. I can't wait to try the recipe! I didn't have any pumpkin pie during Thanksgiving :( The person who was supposed to bring it showed up empty handed.
ReplyDeleteI have close to no control when people slip up and say things like "breast" instead of "bless." I'd have been crying into my napkin.
ReplyDeleteYummy dinner...I'm going to try the pumpkin cheesecake recipe!
Your pumpkin cheesecake turned out beautifully! My husband's family is also full of diabetics, so I'm going to have to try it. Hooray also for husbands who cook, for multiethnic holiday meals, and for big breasts, hahaha. If only they were that easy...
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to hear about how the 10k went!
Wow - everything looks amazing! thanks for the recipes!!! Glad it was a good one. That's funny about the uncle!!
ReplyDeleteYUMMMM all that food looks delicious!!! great job you two :)
ReplyDeletehee hee! that is so funny! but i could use some of that blessing as well :P your cheesecake is beautiful! i've never tried making one before, but that picture inspired me. John just got lucky, cause i think we're having cheesecake tonight!
ReplyDeleteSo funny about your uncle! :) You have to be lying that your not a cook, those desserts look amazing! You're whole spread does actually, great job with those. You are just too cute. I love the pictures with duane working on the turkey ha ha, so intense on that bird! and can't wait to read the turkey trot report!
ReplyDeleteWhat an amazing looking meal and a killer looking smoked bird. Kudos to Duane. Your uncle gave the "breast" toast ever!
ReplyDeleteI think I ate all that and more over that past weekend. Now I'm paying the price.
ReplyDeletehaha that is such a cute/funny story! gotta love family get togethers!! Your cheesecake looks amazing and so does all the other food! yum yum!
ReplyDeleteHaha great story! Nothing notable was said at our Thanksgiving table...though it is weird to hear your Grandpa talk about his new girlfriend and the trips they have planned. BUT I say, if he's happy, I'm happy!
ReplyDeleteHope we get to meet up over the holidays!
P.S. Thanks for the cheesecake recipe...I will be trying to make that!
I would glad cook up a storm for big breasts!! LOL. Thanks for those recipes!
ReplyDeleteAll your food looks delicious! Nothing notable was said this year but the Thanksgiving after 911 my husband's grandfather was saying something about "all the families who suffered a loss" and started to cry. His grandmother smacked him upside the head and told him to "buck up." It was pretty funny. Nothing like family!
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